1. 20:33 20th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from pizza

    sheepalicious:

    takeawaysthepain:

    nentindo:

    how do beliebers still even exist

    How do dumbasses still exist?

    thats literally the exact same question

     
  2. 20:27

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    Reblogged from milla432

    audino-hearts1:

    jalapenopizza:

    isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

    i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

    construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

    and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

    Thank you

     
  3. 20:17

    Notes: 451381

    Reblogged from pizza

    image: Download

    relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

    relahvant:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut

     
  4. 20:16

    Notes: 44987

    Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

    vinebox:

    lmao “I wish”

     
  5. 20:15

    Notes: 844

    Reblogged from interquast

     
  6. 20:11

    Notes: 3341

    Reblogged from interquast

    Twenty One Pilots at the MTV Movie Awards 2014.

    (Source: ieroholic)

     
  7. 20:05

    Notes: 5632

    Reblogged from matermatris

    (Source: ondin-a)

     
  8. 19:53

    Notes: 8022

    Reblogged from deliriosity

    (Source: weheartit.com)

     
  9. 19:46

    Notes: 11514

    Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

    madeupmonkeyshit:

    vinebox:

    these bad ass kids man

    this nigga a cub scout lol

     
  10. 19:29

    Notes: 1045416

    Reblogged from pizza

    queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

    queenofthehive:

    haave-you-met-ted:

    thefrogman:

    So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

    Look at all that happy.

    this is still my favourite thing on the internet

    I still love this

    (Source: 4GIFs)

     
  11. 19:26

    Notes: 166171

    Reblogged from matermatris

    toots-toots:

    Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

     
  12. 19:23

    Notes: 78010

    Reblogged from space-dragon-detective

    pixiesteahouse:

    princeconstantine:

    runningoffthereeses:

    well, thats enough internet for today

    I need this

    Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

     
  13. 19:22

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    Reblogged from pizza

    trugazi:

    can’t wait to own dogs with u

     
  14. 19:21

    Notes: 66093

    Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

    jerkidiot:

    I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

     
  15. 07:40 18th Apr 2014

    Notes: 171139

    Reblogged from loveaholics-anonymous

    (Source: unbackwards)