shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
Omfg thank God, I hate those too!
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
you’re the reason all these bitches crawl
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
idk who you are but you look so fucking happy and cute that you made my day
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
» SIGN « AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
and, and look at this:
“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”
Signed! C’mon people! we need more signatures!